Midnight Velvet: Smoke Rings & Shadows. 7011 Black, Baby.
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Midnight Velvet Purple Smoker: Luxurious Smoke & Style for the Discerning Eye.
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Midnight Velvet Dream: Royal Blue Smoker Jacket. Own the Night.
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